Harvested, milled, and crafted by hand. Finished with pure beeswax, never chemicals. NON-TOXIC, HANDCRAFTED HARDWOOD BOARDS & DECOR - FROM OUR FOREST TO YOUR HOME.

Harvested, milled, and crafted by hand. Finished with pure beeswax, never chemicals. NON-TOXIC, HANDCRAFTED HARDWOOD BOARDS & DECOR - FROM OUR FOREST TO YOUR HOME.

FROM RAW WOOD TO REMARKABLE. ARTISAN-MADE, START TO FINISH.

We don’t just craft your piece — we begin with the tree itself. Every board, coaster, and home decor piece starts with locally and sustainably harvested wood, gathered from our own land or neighboring properties here in Ohio. No big-box lumber. No mass production. We mill and kiln-dry each piece right here in our shop, preserving the character, grain, and story of the wood before turning it into something truly remarkable — just for you.

National outlets shared our story—because every board starts with an Ohio tree and ends with a family gathering around the table.

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MEET THE MAKER AND THE NAMESAKE

Quirky Pirate began with a simple truth: if I was going to make something people passed down for generations, it couldn’t come from a factory line. And honestly? My horse Pirate agreed. He’s the first to point out a good fallen tree, and yes — he absolutely has opinions.

Out here, every board starts its life in the Ohio woods. We bring the logs back to the shop, mill them, kiln-dry them, and shape them ourselves. No chemicals, no weird glues, nothing artificial. Just real hardwood, handled with real hands. Pirate “helps” by watching closely and eating snacks.

If you’ve ever picked up a store-bought board, you know they often come with that “mystery scent” that makes you wonder what you just brought into your kitchen. Our boards don’t do that. They’re clean, natural, and honestly healthier for your home.

Each board has its own personality — curves, grain, knots, all the details that make it one-of-a-kind. That’s the magic of letting the tree speak for itself instead of forcing it into a cookie-cutter shape.

This is slow craft. Thoughtful craft. And a little bit horse-powered. But that’s exactly why a Quirky Pirate board feels different the moment you hold it.

  • SUSTAINABLY MADE

    We harvest our wood responsibly from our own land and fallen trees nearby—honoring the earth while creating pieces with purpose.

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    CRAFTSMANSHIP

    This isn’t factory-made fluff. It’s handcrafted, detail-obsessed, and made to stand out — built for people who expect more than the ordinary.

  • EASY TO ORDER

    No stress, no guesswork — just beautifully easy. Pick your design, approve your mockup, and we’ll have it headed your way in no time.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What types of products do you create?

We specialize in custom laser-engraved pieces like serving boards, corporate gifts, home décor, and much more. Each item is personalized to reflect your style or brand.

What is your turn around time?

Turnaround time varies based on the complexity and quantity of the order, but typically it ranges from 3 to 7 business days. If you need it sooner, just let us know, and we'll do our best to accommodate rush orders

Can I customize my order?

Absolutely! We love creating custom designs tailored to your needs. You can choose from a variety of materials, colors, and engraving options to make your piece truly unique.

What is the best way to care for the serving boards?

For wooden items like cutting boards or serving trays, we recommend hand washing them with warm water and mild soap. You will receive full instructions with your order.

Do you offer local pickup?

Yes, local pick up is available in Bellevue, OH. Please select the local pick-up option at checkout. An email with the address and pick up instructions will be emailed to you when your order is ready.

Why is the engraving on my item lighter or darker than what is shown on your website?

Because our wood sheet items are made of all natural woods, the engraving will vary depending on the specific grains of that wood sheet. Each item will be unique and one of a kind.

Can you incorporate our company's logo or branding into the design?

Absolutely! We can integrate your logo, brand colors, or other elements into the design to make sure your products reflect your company’s identity.